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Lyrics - Plastic Surgery

Plastic Surgery
1. I Wanna Be A Ramone
2. Heartbreak At The Hardy Holly
3. American War Machine
4. I Would Give You Anything
5. Tell Me Goodnight
6. Moral Threat
7. I'll See You Tonight
8. Growing Up Is No Fun
9. Girls Gone Crazy
10. Don't Clone Me
11. I Don't Wanna Go Out With Her
12. Now I'm Alright
13. I'm Not Dangerous
14. Mutant Monster Beach Party


1. I Wanna Be A Ramone

well i went downtown and i bought a leather jacket
and i tried on jeans that were two sizes too tight
and i picked up a pair of purple sunglasses
and i'm gonna practice all my moves tonight

some people say i'm crazy and that i've lost my mind
but i don't care what they say i'm gonna listen to my heart this time

i wanna be a ramone (be a ramone)
i wanna be a ramone (be a ramone)
i wanna be a ramone (be a ramone)
i wanna be a ramone

well i know i'm half their age but that's alright
and my new york accent couldn't sound less great
the young hasselhoffs think that they're all so ugly
but i want my name in the presidential seat

some people say i'm crazy and that i'm sniffing glue
but i don't care 'cause i just wanna have something to do

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2. Heartbreak At The Hardy Holly

i met her at the hardy holly
said her name was something (?)
i could see the (?) in my eye
she walked up and we started dancin'
i thought there would be romance then
she walked out the door with another guy

and it's just another day
just another day oh at the hardy holly
just another day
just another day oh at the hardy holly
just another day
just another day oh at the hardy holly
ya ya ya oh oh oh yeah

she was there again last night
said she's sorry wants to treat me right
talked me into letting her wear my (?)
i bought her a soda and when i came back
(????????????????????????????????)
i cought my breath she's walking out with him

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3. American War Machine

lines are one his face and on his hands
he's just waiting patiently for all his commands
he's forgotten what his life was like before
but (?) once again he's never been so sure

got a purple heart for bravery
he's gonna be all he wants to be
he'll fight to keep his country free
yeah he's all ready
he's not trying to cause a scene
keeps his pistol nice and clean
he's and american war machine
and he's still ready

(?) feel the pain inside the (?)
glad that he was brave and look at he's not dead
but he came home to a world that seemed so strange
(?) don't care to know his name

oh (?) be quiet
(???????????)
oh man i'm dying
i'll bring you down

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4. I Would Give You Anything

baby please don't be so sad
oh you're the only one i have
i know my words fall short sometimes
but they're never meant to be unkind

please don't release me
today c'mon baby we'll be oh oh k

promise me we won't break up
oh you were my teenage queen
well i wanna spend my life with you
and do the things you wanna do

oh i, oh i would give you anything
oh i, oh i would give you anything

baby don't you (?)
oh my love for you is far from dead
well it's scary when you take my hand
but hurting you is not my plan

jenny where are you tonight
it's cold outside and i'm so scared
but you know i (?)
promise that i'll (?) you and i (?)

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5. Tell Me Goodnight

well i wanna know why
you put me outta line (?)
and tell me that everything is cool
and roll your eyes

you just don't know
how that hurts me so
and what can i do to
promise you to let me go (?)

well was it something that i said
or something that i did
something that i lost
or something that i hid
tell me once again was it something that i said

it's just not right (ba-chupa, ba-ba-ba-chupa)
it's just not right
it's just not right (ba-chupa)
that you won't tell me goodnight

i wanna know why
everytime i try
to make sense of you
you turn your back and don't reply

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6. Moral Threat

i don't understand why don't like me (?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

a moral threat to you (that's how you see it)
a moral threat to you (and you don't need it)
a moral threat to you (that's how you want it)
a moral threat to you

i don't use the right words and my attitude is bad
when i don't get what i wanted it gets me really mad
you spread the stupid lies over the community
(???)

(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

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7. I'll See You Tonight

tonight when i'm walkin' by myself
and you're walkin' there with him
i'll be wishin' that was me
alright so i'm not the cutest guy
and he's got the coolest car
but there's just no chemistry

tonight you're mine completely
if only in my dreams
tonight you'll see the possibility
tonight tonight

tonight i'll be waiting for my cue
when he hurts you with those words
my shoulder will be there
alright so i missed it once again
but the time is getting close
when he'll tell you that he don't care

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8. Growing Up Is No Fun

life in high school wasn't always great
no i had some bad times
i was looking forward ya i couldn't wait
to get out and me on my own and do what i wanna do
and hang with you all day the girl i had but never really knew
that you felt the same way too
oh it's making me so blue
it's you could've helped me to get through
all those the nights that you climbed up to my room

oh growing up is no fun
no it's too hard right now
oh growing up is no fun
i wanna stop it somehow
growing up is no fun
but if i have to i wanna grow up with you

there's no more watchin' movies all night long
or talking about how (?) we don't get belong
and using words that (?) hey that's just not true
no a lot of big words that (?)
that she felt the same way too
oh it's making me so blue
it's you could've helped me to get through
all those the nights that you climbed up to my room

i didn't know that you had something oh so special
my mind just went blank when they went to a commercial
now i see (?) and it's probably too late
dreams are (??????????) oh oh yea

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9. Girls Gone Crazy

i should of let go when i saw (?)
that girls got issues i don't wanna be next
in line for a ride i'm not tall enough for
when she showed me her purse i shoulda showed her the door

'cause she don't care about no one
and who knows when she'll come undone
oh won't that be alot of fun oh

she says she want's to get too know me better
(?) with a suicide letter
she smiled and said it's just a joke
but i don't think she's blowin' smoke

oh oh the girls go crazy
oh no i don't mean maybe
oh oh the girls go crazy
makes me wanna swear of love for ever
oh oh oh yeah

i saw her down at the market square
she called me over (?)
(?)
(?)

she lied and said she was (?)
but i don't think (?)
'cause that's no excuse why she's not sweet
she used to be a normal girl
but she's escaped to her own world
there's someone there she's gotta (?)

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10. Don't Clone Me

my parents think i'm crazy
some paranormal seed
they called the family doctor
he knows just what i need
they took me to the hospital
said i'm a moral threat
they figured out which dna
would make me function correct

don't clone me (x4)

i layed down on the table
they said to breath in deep
i saw my parents smile at me
before i fell asleep
they finished the procedure
and no it wasn't cheap
but now they can pick which one of me
that they'd prefer to keep

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11. I Don't Wanna Go Out With Her

i saw her at the show last week to be nice i said hello
she told her friends that we're a (?) and she won't leave me alone

i wish she'd go away
i don't need this today
and i don't understand why she would wanna hold my hand and that's why

i don't wanna go out with her (no oh)
i don't wanna go out with her (no oh)
i'm sick of her whining
and tired of her crying and acting so immature
and i don't wanna go out with her

i've never really (?) that girl but i guess (?) try
'cause i don't think she's going away (?)

maybe if i said it nice and slow
she'd get the point and turn around and go
and i could go on with my life (?)
(?)

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12. Now I'm Alright

i used to be dependent on a love that was only rented
for a small amount of time just to mess up my mind on you
oh a girl like you is so priceless to a guy so indecisive
makes me wanna lose my mind 'cuz i wasted my time on you

oh you are the girl
that i thought i loved
but now i'm oh so sure
oh oh (oh oh) alright (alright) i'm alright with out you baby
alright (alright) alright (alright) i'm alright with out you

i ran around in circles jumping over all your hurdles
on the chance of taking time to settle down my mind on you
oh a girl like you is so priceless to a guy who (?)
he's messed up in the mind 'cause he wasted his time on you

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13. I'm Not Dangerous

you know i've seen you at the cinaplex
but in my mind i'm gonna take a guess
that you've seen me but you're too shy to say hello
i know you're sister don't like me much
'cuz she heard i'm no good and such
but there's one thing she really oughta know

so tell your mama and tell you're pop
and your big brother too oo

oh i'm not dangerous
i'm not dangerous oh no
i'm not dangerous and i wanna let them know
oh i'm not dangerous
i'm not dangerous oh no
i'm not dangerous c'mon we gotta go

i'm gonna take you to the movie show
were there's no blood there is no gore
it's a happy love story like you and me
i'm gonna sit down right next to you
i'm gonna buy you some popcorn too
and i hope all the ladies get a chance to see

if i could tell them how i feel
let them know that i'm for real
not just playing games
i don't think that i'd be alright
for you to walk home by yourself tonight
all alone tonight

i wanna help ya with your algebra
i wanna make you the brightest star
and show that this time and can succeed
we can sit down and read from psalms
while we're listening to the u.s. bombs
and put a rest to everybody's worries

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14. Mutant Monster Beach Party

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