SHE'S SO UNCOOL

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well sometimes i think she was born without a brain
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'cause even when she tries to make sense she still sounds insane
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oh, but please don't get the wrong idea 
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'cause i love my mom to death
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and please don't think that i'm being mean
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but there's something about her breath

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   and she doesn't even know
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   and she doesn't even care
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   and she doesn't even have a clue
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   she's so uncool

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well she likes to drive all around in her car
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but goin' 15 miles per hour doesn't get her very far
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well i really hate to say it but life with my mom sucks
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if she likes my band so much
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than what's with that ten bucks?

   and she doesn't...

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well, i just can't wait for the day when all this madness ends
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she still insists on kissing me in front of all my friends

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embarrassing me with that hair i'm looking like a fool
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somebody really needs to tell her that she's just not cool

   and she doesn't...

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