JOANIE'S GOT PROBLEMS

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Well I know a girl and her name is Joanie
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She trie to be cool but she's so funny
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and if she had a clue she'd trade it for a ring

She's not as pretty as she'd like to be
So she signed up for cosmetic surguery
'cause the doctor said she wouldn't feel a thing

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 She went into the wrong room
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 and I don't think she'll be walking
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 anytime soon, no

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    J o a n i e well she's got a problem
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    I can't wait to see    
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    how she's gonna try to stop to rehabilitate her life
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    to get her messed up life back straight
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    she's gotta a problem now

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She just wanted a tummy tuck
a cute button nose and a lypo suck
to look like one of those snotty power girls
She looked in the mirror and shut her eyes real tight
cause what was lookin back was lookin more like
Jerry Lewis than Geri Haliwell

 She went into...

   Joanie well she's...

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She had some bad years before
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but they were always ones we could ignore
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She's headin straight for a breakdown
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She's no prom queen

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   Joanie well she's...