AVI IS A VAMPIRE

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There's this guy from west beloit
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He's such a mutton head
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He wears black cloaks and eye makeup
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To look like he is dead
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Never thought it funny
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That he hangs down in the streets
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Never thought it odd
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That he bites everyone he meets

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   I think Avi is a vampire   (x3)
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   I think so

He had a show and called us up
To ask us if we'd play
But his band went on first
And they scared everyone away
Some people say he is for real
And others say he's full
Of junk and that your leg's
The only thing he'd ever pull

   I think Avi is...

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 He's not your ordinary creep
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 He's not some crazy psycho freak
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 And he's not the one who
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 Haunts you while you sleep

Avi's just a real cool guy
That some misunderstand
'cuz he knows God and all that stuff
Just falls in with his plan
But he just likes to get a rise
Out of the normal folks
He's just the same as you and me
Under those silly jokes

   I think Avi is...
   I think Avi is...

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